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The sexual difference between men and women

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Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?" Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!" At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?" Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?" Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home,...

SINGERPORE KISS! What the fuck just happened?

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Details Ok bare with me. I've never felt anything like this. I've been seeing this girl from work. She is so smart and beautiful but she has low confidence and I have no idea why because she's perfect. We slept together a few times but it was always a drink filled night. This morning she was up early stoking my face while I was half asleep tired from a late night. We are laying there naked and she is touching me so I'm half hard. She climbs on top grabs me at the base and gets my cock just hard enough to slide it in. She tells me to wait then whispers in my ear she wants to feel me get hard. Ok. This is hard to explain. Without moving she starts squeezing and pulsing stroking my cock from the inside. No movement just holding down my hands and pulsing on my cock which starts to swell. As I grow inside her she gasps and makes the sexiest noise I've ever heard. By the time she starts to slide up and down on me I explode after a few seconds and she whimpers and whisper...

Most intense orgasm I ever had as a woman!

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Details My partner and I have been together for 12 years. Im 41 years old. And I just had the most intense orgasm ive ever had in my life. It felt like my face exploded.  I laughed from the feeling then went into a loud cry. Thank god i covered my face with the pillow because my facial expressions were insane. First my husband went down on me for 30 minutes and I had an amazing orgasm.  I usually watch porn when he goes down on me but this time i tried really hard not to use porn. I just get so distracted with everything in life, kids, work, etc. that my mind wanders so i watch porn while he eats me out.  But this time i didnt. I just finished a rewatch of Off Campus so I’ve been feeling in the mood. Plus im ovulating. Anyways, after the first orgasm we started having sex, missionary position and i used a vibrator just for my clit while he penetrated me.  But it was so intense. Oh and before we started, I made him pose and grab his junk and just look at me, like the ...

The reason you should always try condoms first alone in a solo mission.

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Details  I just moved to a new place, wanted to grab some condoms but my local store did not have the brand I used to buy. Since I always bought the basic "classic" condoms I just grabbed the "classic" ones from another popular brand. A few weeks later I was ended up with a nice woman in my bed and tried to put a condom but it just did not work. After 30 seconds of pulling and sweating it was finally on, but a few minutes later my dick went flaccid. I was so confused and after minutes of trying to get hard again I told my partner that we have to dispense with the penetrative part of our naughty activities. The next day I gave it another try, this time alone, without any pressure ( Should have done this before ). The condoms were definitely smaller (probably too small) than the ones I used to buy. After some googling if found out that the condoms I used to buy have a 56mm diameter and the new ones only 52mm, both labeled as "Classic". The next time I was in...

Pavlov’s Dick is why you should change positions to last long.

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Details I had a girlfriend that put on bright red lipstick every time she gave me a blowjob. She liked giving, so this happened fairly regularly. As the months passed, I noticed that as soon as I saw her appear in red lipstick I would start to get aroused.  Over time, I was completely erect the moment I saw her in red lipstick. So here’s where it gets fucked up. One day her friend shows up at the gym while I’m working out and she’s wearing the same lipstick, and I immediately get hard (gym shorts, very obvious). Her friend asks why I have an erection and I honestly don’t know.  Later that night, my girlfriend asks why I got an erection when I saw her friend at the gym. She then tells me that they both watched the episode of The Office where Jim conditions Dwight with mints and decided to try it out on me.  Kind of funny, but also, my brain has literally been re-wired to the point that I get hard any time I see red lipstick so...fuck Pavlov. Advice Scratching an itch requi...