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The reason you should always try condoms first alone in a solo mission.

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Details  I just moved to a new place, wanted to grab some condoms but my local store did not have the brand I used to buy. Since I always bought the basic "classic" condoms I just grabbed the "classic" ones from another popular brand. A few weeks later I was ended up with a nice woman in my bed and tried to put a condom but it just did not work. After 30 seconds of pulling and sweating it was finally on, but a few minutes later my dick went flaccid. I was so confused and after minutes of trying to get hard again I told my partner that we have to dispense with the penetrative part of our naughty activities. The next day I gave it another try, this time alone, without any pressure ( Should have done this before ). The condoms were definitely smaller (probably too small) than the ones I used to buy. After some googling if found out that the condoms I used to buy have a 56mm diameter and the new ones only 52mm, both labeled as "Classic". The next time I was in...

Pavlov’s Dick is why you should change positions to last long.

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Details I had a girlfriend that put on bright red lipstick every time she gave me a blowjob. She liked giving, so this happened fairly regularly. As the months passed, I noticed that as soon as I saw her appear in red lipstick I would start to get aroused.  Over time, I was completely erect the moment I saw her in red lipstick. So here’s where it gets fucked up. One day her friend shows up at the gym while I’m working out and she’s wearing the same lipstick, and I immediately get hard (gym shorts, very obvious). Her friend asks why I have an erection and I honestly don’t know.  Later that night, my girlfriend asks why I got an erection when I saw her friend at the gym. She then tells me that they both watched the episode of The Office where Jim conditions Dwight with mints and decided to try it out on me.  Kind of funny, but also, my brain has literally been re-wired to the point that I get hard any time I see red lipstick so...fuck Pavlov. Advice Scratching an itch requi...